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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Lectra all the way!!!
Hellloooo lectra ladies :). and stupid guys. haha nah kidding hello everyone, sorry to overwrite th others posts but heck kay this is th sex. I was doing some lun wen and i felt sianballz and stressed. what to do? Eat desserts :D. cos its spelled backwards of stressed! Here're some stress relievers ^^.
Introducing Singapore language!
1) LILY (Really)- adverb. extremely, really."Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
2) VALLEY (Very) - adverb. extremely (same with lily)."Look! My Louie Veetton belt, valley nice hor?"
3) GORGES (Gorgeous) - adj. stunningly beautiful, normallyfound with valley."Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
4) CORAL (Quarrel) - verb. to bicker."Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
5) REEF (With) - to argue with."You lily wantto coral reef me ah?"
6) ALTITUDE (Attitude) - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour."Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
7) CIRRUS (Serious) - adjective. certain."You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"
8) CANOPY (Cannot be) - phrase. impossible."He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
9) OLDLADY (Already) - adjective. completed."Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
10) SUIT (Shoot) - verb. to project forward."Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
11) SOW - verb. to reveal."Sow me, sow me your new ting."
12) LOAD (Road) - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar."We go Orchard Load leh."
13) BLINK (Bring) - verb. deliver, send."What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."
If that didn't tickle your funny bone, here's more :).
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?The ones in the casinos are serious.
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?The ones in the casinos are serious.
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
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England has mad cow, Hong Kong has Macau,Russia has Moscow,S'pore has 2 famous cows-'Cow-peh and cow-bu’
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Riddles!
THINK - Guess a phrase.
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Pictures!
Always look on th bright side of life! :).
Hotdogs anyone?
Welcome to russia!
Gotta fly save th rest for next time :0. Bye goodluck for all th shitz we have ^^
Labels: funnies
That's all folks!
posted by Gabriel at 7:38 PM
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